Netflix and Chipotle announcing price increases in the same week. PGP.

I’m taking Good Friday off even though I haven’t been to church since Christmas. I’m going to hell. PGP.

Mentally checking out the second your boss leaves the office at lunch. PGP.

When you say “EOD,” do you mean end of YOUR day or MY day? Because I’m checked out by 3 o’clock. PGP.

90% of my day is spent avoiding emails and pretending I’m too busy to answer the phone. PGP.

My boss controls the music in the office. Her favorite band is Good Charlotte. PGP.