My inbox is full, but my life is empty. PGP.

Each day I relate more and more to Phil Dunphy. PGP.

HR emails are the new on campus fliers. Trash. PGP.

The amount of work I didn’t do today almost makes me feel guilty. Almost. PGP.

I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.

Doing online typing tests so it sounds like you’re diligently working. PGP.

How the fuck did I graduate? PGP.

Has he gotten more attractive? Or have I just lowered my standards? PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

The “I’m not trying to bash teachers…” preface before laying into them for complaining about pay when they get two months and all major holidays off. PGP.