I find nothing wrong with this, everyone knows Vegas is shallow. If you aren’t attractive wait in line or pre buy like the rest of us (by rest of us I mean guys). I’m disappointed in you McGannon for reading Jezebel much less reposting. Thank you Peter for keeping whales out of Hakassan!
Since I dated a girl named Alix, and all my friends’ first inclinations were: “so you are dating a stripper?”
Let me set this straight. Alix is not a derivative of Alexandra, it is French and a derivative of Alice, original pronounced “Al – leeks.” Let the down votes come. http://www.behindthename.com/name/alix
This staredt off so well, then you gotta end it on such a depressing note. Come on now, its like you want me to destroy myself, did you buy stock in Jack Daniels?
I love my Oakley’s. First pair was a gift and I was in the same mindset you are, but once i managed to not lose them or break them (nearly impossible way to go Oakley, survived multiple snowboarding face plants), I bought another pair. Not losing or destroying my expensive sunglasses is one of the few adult things I’ve managed and I am proud.
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Channing Tatum. His priceless cameo in This is the End sealed the deal.
Best place to find a nice cougar? 80’s night.
Your tombstone quote is legit. Would you be upset when you are dead if i stole it?
But I would die in prison?
#10 was a huge dilemma for me back in the day. Quit with Chantix, your game will improve 100%.
I find nothing wrong with this, everyone knows Vegas is shallow. If you aren’t attractive wait in line or pre buy like the rest of us (by rest of us I mean guys). I’m disappointed in you McGannon for reading Jezebel much less reposting. Thank you Peter for keeping whales out of Hakassan!
You were really onatopp of this one Brian.
Yo Knox, move to Oregon, we have Beer/Real Food/ and couches in theaters at a place called Cinetopia. It is indeed glorious.
Since I dated a girl named Alix, and all my friends’ first inclinations were: “so you are dating a stripper?”
Let me set this straight. Alix is not a derivative of Alexandra, it is French and a derivative of Alice, original pronounced “Al – leeks.” Let the down votes come.
http://www.behindthename.com/name/alix
Literally was going to pull this sentence as well. A-fucking-men.
Moving car ASAP, if Qdoba is like Chipotle’s little brother, Moe’s is the retarded cousin.
This staredt off so well, then you gotta end it on such a depressing note. Come on now, its like you want me to destroy myself, did you buy stock in Jack Daniels?
At least you’re pretty?
No adderoll on this list = complete bullshit. Sorry boss. Muuurica!
They need a guy version of this, granted I’m guilty of half of these as it is.
Sorry I’m active, maybe once i retired to a life of boredom suburbs i’ll pick up some ray bans. Enjoy getting fat.
Also, Chantix is the bomb. Try that instead of cigars, I loved me some menthol smooths more than most things in the world and i’m about a year clean.
I love my Oakley’s. First pair was a gift and I was in the same mindset you are, but once i managed to not lose them or break them (nearly impossible way to go Oakley, survived multiple snowboarding face plants), I bought another pair. Not losing or destroying my expensive sunglasses is one of the few adult things I’ve managed and I am proud.
That PG-13 piece of shit with the Apple guy is your favorite Die Hard? Go back to your cave, troll!
Forgetting Sarah Marshall all the way.
However, I am not ready to have my wings clipped and my dick in a jar…err be in a relationship.