Vegas Club Promoter’s Texts To Bachelorette Party Prove What Everyone Already Knows About Vegas Club Promoters

Ah, the Vegas club promoter. The douchiest of all the club promoters. When you’re trying to pack your club with beautiful people, you almost have to be a huge asshole. Nice guys can’t say no. Douchebags can because they have no soul.

Such was the case with one bachelorette party from Massachusetts who had a particularly rough encounter with a spectacularly douche-tastic promoter. He’s a smart business man, so he asks for pics of all 15 of the girls right off the bat to make sure they’re “Hakkasan material” and then it just falls to pieces from there.




In the promoter’s defense, it’s his job to make sure hippos and whales don’t make it through the door at Hakkasan. He then paints Massachusetts with a broad stroke, claiming NO ONE (not girls, anyway) works out over there.

Don’t hate the player. Hate the game, ladies.

Editor’s note: Fuck this guy. Seriously.

[via Jezebel]

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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting moderately drunk during dinner.

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