My company won’t use electronic expense reports. We still use an excel file from probably the early 2000’s. And there are approximately 350 employees filling out expense reports each week. 😐
About 2 years ago had started dating this girl who mostly had her life together, friends liked her, good career, my family would have liked her, went out of her way for me often, and in 20ish years our kids would have been 5* D1 recruits. All around good catch. However, she smelled. Downstairs, and I don’t think she ever wore deodorant. It wasn’t an overpowering homeless smell, but it was there and I couldn’t get past it. I have no idea how you even begin to have that conversation with someone. So I cut and ran. And I don’t regret it
Get up, shower beer, breakfast, head to tailgate, start then. There’s no specific time, but 3 hours prior is definitely not the right answer. Tailgating is an all day thing. The key to boozing isn’t about how close to kickoff you start. It’s about food and pacing yourself.
I work for a company that pairs attractive male and female post grads and flies us all around the country every single week of the year. Hotel rooms often go unused bc bumping uglies is more fun than sleeping alone. Pretty much anytime there’s more than 10 of us in the same area, we can expense one night of recklessness. One night in Seattle, my boss gets plastered to the point that someone needs to take her back to the hotel. About 3am, I’m getting back to my room when a coworker txt me that ” (boss) just left my room pantsless and is on the hunt for you”
Gf and I drove the pacific coast highway, from San Fran to San Diego. We were read to kill each other around LA, had gotten over it by San Diego. All in all was a great trip
I lose zero sleep over shitting in the handicapped stall. The stall is meant to give them room they may require, not to reduce their wait time to use it. A handicapped person is just as capable of waiting as I am. Obviously, a handicapped person in the restroom takes precedence over myself, but if I walk in, it’s open, and no one who actually needs it is there. I’m sitting in that luxurious bitch.
A handicap parking space however is physically closer to the door and gives room for wheelchair lifts, parking in those makes you an asshole.
Me and a friend of mine go to several away games in the SEC every year. Our favorite is that we’re the pilot and navigator for the blimp that will be covering the big game tomorrow. No one knows how much that job pays, but it’s a pilot, so probably decent. Pilots wear uniforms, so that’s a plus. And it’s something they know nothing about but isn’t something super technical and over their heads so it leads to convo.
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Use Ontario or sna…. Way more user friendly
My company won’t use electronic expense reports. We still use an excel file from probably the early 2000’s. And there are approximately 350 employees filling out expense reports each week. 😐
I think this to myself in over half the meetings I’m in
Must like your job. Let me catch my office on fire and not say a damn word
About 2 years ago had started dating this girl who mostly had her life together, friends liked her, good career, my family would have liked her, went out of her way for me often, and in 20ish years our kids would have been 5* D1 recruits. All around good catch. However, she smelled. Downstairs, and I don’t think she ever wore deodorant. It wasn’t an overpowering homeless smell, but it was there and I couldn’t get past it. I have no idea how you even begin to have that conversation with someone. So I cut and ran. And I don’t regret it
Fromunda butter
Would legitimately pay for snapchat groups
Get up, shower beer, breakfast, head to tailgate, start then. There’s no specific time, but 3 hours prior is definitely not the right answer. Tailgating is an all day thing. The key to boozing isn’t about how close to kickoff you start. It’s about food and pacing yourself.
Heaven forbid a customer who’s paying a server to serve him ask for something.
Saw the McChicken video. Now taking ideas for new go to drunk food
I work for a company that pairs attractive male and female post grads and flies us all around the country every single week of the year. Hotel rooms often go unused bc bumping uglies is more fun than sleeping alone. Pretty much anytime there’s more than 10 of us in the same area, we can expense one night of recklessness. One night in Seattle, my boss gets plastered to the point that someone needs to take her back to the hotel. About 3am, I’m getting back to my room when a coworker txt me that ” (boss) just left my room pantsless and is on the hunt for you”
Gf and I drove the pacific coast highway, from San Fran to San Diego. We were read to kill each other around LA, had gotten over it by San Diego. All in all was a great trip
I lose zero sleep over shitting in the handicapped stall. The stall is meant to give them room they may require, not to reduce their wait time to use it. A handicapped person is just as capable of waiting as I am. Obviously, a handicapped person in the restroom takes precedence over myself, but if I walk in, it’s open, and no one who actually needs it is there. I’m sitting in that luxurious bitch.
A handicap parking space however is physically closer to the door and gives room for wheelchair lifts, parking in those makes you an asshole.
Bikers – “share the road”
Also bikers – follow as few traffic laws as possible
Me and a friend of mine go to several away games in the SEC every year. Our favorite is that we’re the pilot and navigator for the blimp that will be covering the big game tomorrow. No one knows how much that job pays, but it’s a pilot, so probably decent. Pilots wear uniforms, so that’s a plus. And it’s something they know nothing about but isn’t something super technical and over their heads so it leads to convo.
You just rinse the bar off after you use it, soap scum gone. It’s not difficult. I spend like $7 on a pack of soap like every 4 months.
Ain’t nothin finer in the land, than a drunk obnoxious Georgia fan !
Ironically, myself and a coworker just discussed being the first 2 guys to ever get completely trashed at a chipotle
Dammit, I just landed in Cali for the week and was looking forward to watching in the afternoons