Havent drank in 3 weeks and ive been 3-0 in my fantasy league. Do I continue on this path and keep winning? Or do I get fucked up this weekend and possibly risk the chance of not go undefeated?
This was a great article ripping on college kids who got bullshit degrees and expect to get big boy jobs and then get pissed when there is work involved.
Picked up edelman in my fantasy draft last week because i was drunk and I convinced myself that “he’s gonna make a full recovery this season. He’s a sleeper.”
2 door explorer guy here. Most girls think my car is a truck (Plus side for me), truck drivers think im a bitch for not having a truck with an actual bed and other truck stuff. Doesn’t matter though, chicks still diggit.
“Chill Out” is one of the best ones because it makes the other look person crazy and usually pisses them off more (good and bad). This is also good for you because the other people around you think you’re calm and they tend to take to your defense.
Theres a difference between bikers and the cities they’re in. If you’re in NY and weaving in and out of cars, i give you a lot of props and I’m truly jealous, but if your on a single lane road in a state like MD or VA, I hate them, like a lot. They stay in the middle of the road and go fast when you would normally have time to get around them and then they tend to slow when you are in blind spots just making the situation worse, and making me want to hit them even more. If you’re going to bike, know your roads and don’t be a dick. We get it, you bike, but I don’t care and you don’t deserve a medal.
Message to Uber in my notes (was in an uber pool and sat in front seat, behind me were 2 junkies):
“I think im gonna get jumped by them, lol pretend like somewhere is my stop, let me get out and then itll be ok”
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Havent drank in 3 weeks and ive been 3-0 in my fantasy league. Do I continue on this path and keep winning? Or do I get fucked up this weekend and possibly risk the chance of not go undefeated?
*Prayer Emoji* Good Luck Champ.
Big Pumpkin Pie Guy here and to that I say, you are wrong about, “no one likes the taste of actual pumpkin.” Pumpkin pie is great.
This was a great article ripping on college kids who got bullshit degrees and expect to get big boy jobs and then get pissed when there is work involved.
Eiffel Tower tho? high fives for the homies.
Was really wishing the whole time you would’ve sent this: “are you up and do you want to have uncomplicated sex tonight.”
I later awoke in a sophomore girls room, as stated last week.
69, this guy deff fucks
This guy doesn’t fuck
Picked up edelman in my fantasy draft last week because i was drunk and I convinced myself that “he’s gonna make a full recovery this season. He’s a sleeper.”
2 door explorer guy here. Most girls think my car is a truck (Plus side for me), truck drivers think im a bitch for not having a truck with an actual bed and other truck stuff. Doesn’t matter though, chicks still diggit.
FUCKKKK
Woke up in a sophomore girls dorm room on sunday. Feels like I never left.
“Chill Out” is one of the best ones because it makes the other look person crazy and usually pisses them off more (good and bad). This is also good for you because the other people around you think you’re calm and they tend to take to your defense.
Theres a difference between bikers and the cities they’re in. If you’re in NY and weaving in and out of cars, i give you a lot of props and I’m truly jealous, but if your on a single lane road in a state like MD or VA, I hate them, like a lot. They stay in the middle of the road and go fast when you would normally have time to get around them and then they tend to slow when you are in blind spots just making the situation worse, and making me want to hit them even more. If you’re going to bike, know your roads and don’t be a dick. We get it, you bike, but I don’t care and you don’t deserve a medal.
“Guy who runs the aux and swears he knows his shit because he infact is trying to be a dj”
“She was a slut anyway”
Probably not the best thing to say.
if you don’t wanna date me, that’s fine, but you’re wrong and I hate you.
Message to Uber in my notes (was in an uber pool and sat in front seat, behind me were 2 junkies):
“I think im gonna get jumped by them, lol pretend like somewhere is my stop, let me get out and then itll be ok”
I can truthfully say that I am that Joe. Always be prepared to lose shit, so never wear anything nice out when day drinking.