There is literally a dumpster fire in the parking lot. PGP

“You Millennials just don’t get it, do you?”

My desk just got moved to the storage room in the basement

Antonio Cromartie having twins after getting a vasectomy. PGP.

We’re hiring new people and I just heard my boss say we need to “make room” for them. PGP

Stopped for a bagel on my way to work. Someone brought bagels in for the office. PGP

New to the office. Nobody told me about casual Friday. PGP.

“Sorry for the confusion.”

Figured out I can spend the first hour and ten minutes of my work day doing absolutely nothing and no one notices. Not sure if PGP or PGPowermove….

Finally got an office…it used to be a closet. PGP