Divorced before 30. PGP

Recently found out I am the lowest paid employee at my job and, through some clever loopholes in contract negotiations the year I was hired, am paid less than the contract minimum for any employee hired after me too.

My boss likes to remind me that I have the lowest level position in the company. #pgp

End of Quarter being more important than the birth of a child PGP

The office Christmas party is on a Thursday.

Got chewed out for not responding to email over Thanksgiving and the long weekend. PGP.

Manager is making the office work Saturday to make up for not working on Thanksgiving. PGP

Sunny and 75 Monday through Thursday. 90% chance of rain Friday through Sunday. PGP.

When going out for a beer actually means a single beer. PGP.

All of the responsibility, but none of the authority, to get the project done. PGP.