I don’t know if I’m terrible at budgeting or if I’m just not making enough money. PGP.
It’s unbelievable how down to a science I have microwaving a Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich. PGP.
“So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A. It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear. When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.” PGP.
The weather is pretty average so there’s not much to talk about with most of the office. PGP.
This is my coffee mug. There are many like it, but this one is mine. PGP.
Having more food in your cubicle than you have in your own kitchen. PGP.
Monday through Friday. PGP.
“Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know.” PGP.
Giving a shit about your lawn. PGP.
1: “I work an 8-5.” 2: “You mean 9-5?” 1: “No. That’s a figment of your young imagination.” PGP.