Being one horse shit assignment away from cracking your keyboard over your knee. PGP.

Alcohol tolerance is down, caffeine tolerance is up. PGP.

My life is way more Peter Gibbons than Jordan Belfort. PGP.

Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.

The constant debate between staying with the company for growth opportunities or leaving and making more money elsewhere. PGP.

“Are you busy?” is an absurd trap of a trick question. PGP.

Being annoyed when someone asks you to do your job. PGP

Finally understanding the real meaning of “everybody’s working for the weekend”

Having your dreams of a billion dollar bracket crushed before noon. PGP.

always being prepared to minimize your web browser.