The only men that hit on me are old enough to be my father and creepy enough to be my uncle. PGP.

Spent over four hours today trying to figure out the Rubik’s Cube on the Google home page. PGP.

Brushing your teeth while peeing in the morning to save time. PGP.

Sleep, work, eat, repeat for 40 years. PGP.

Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.

Giving blood at the company blood drive, not to save lives but to get out of work and lay down for an hour. PGP.

Passive aggressively CC’ing someone’s manager on an email. PGP.

Celebrating your 5-year anniversary at a company you originally considered a short-term stepping stone. PGP.

Got a flat tire after work. Didn’t tell anyone, but took a picture to use as an excuse if I’m ever late. PGP.

Having at least two coffee cups, a can of soda, empty mug and water bottle on your desk at any given time. PGP.