Having an emergency excel sheet ready to pull up so that you look busy, just in case someone walks by. PGP.

Falling asleep during the 3rd period or the 3rd quarter depending on what night it is. PGP.

My golf attire says scratch. My golf game says 10 handicap. PGP

Just realized today is my work anniversary, ruined my day. PGP

I don’t get wedding invites anymore because all my friends are already married. PGP

Pretending that you actually have some pull when your buddy asks if your company is hiring. PGP.

I’m always tired. PGP.

Restarting the computer for a five minute break. PGP.