“Thanks for reaching out!” PGP

My coworker just suggested I “give tinder a try”. PGP

It still takes me at least three tries to tie my tie right

My ex just got engaged to my former boss. Pgp

I don’t care about your kids.

Used my gambling winnings to pay my rent.

I now watch games at home because bars are too loud.

Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.

While I really appreciate it, giving me my own office with a door was a big mistake as far as productivity goes. PGP.