I regret how much fun I had this weekend.

“We are continuing to monitor the adverse conditions in the Houston area. However, operations are expected to continue as normal.” PGP.

I’m hungover and sunburnt. PGP.

Cut off from bottomless mimosas. PGP.

I make fake reminders on post it notes and stick them to the edge of my monitor to seem busy. PGP

One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.

That’s what I love about these interns, man. I get older, they stay the same age. PGP.