I knew you were a little off after reading some of your friendzone stories and when you replied to a comment asking you how white you were, your response being “I’m a white Jew from an affluent Boston suburb who exclusively buys organic foods from Trader Joe’s. Pretty fucking white.” No offense to all of my Jewish homies out there, but since when did being Jewish become a “pretty fucking white” trait? Would be shocked if you weren’t from Newton.
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I’m pretty sure he’s bet against the Packers every time and lost. Kid’s been listening to too much Skip Bayless.
Going to need an update if something materializes. Best of luck!
Well are you a hack or did she go low?
Kendra 2.0
“If you don’t chew Big Red then fuck you.” – Ricky Bobby
Not sure that’s even possible.
I knew you were a little off after reading some of your friendzone stories and when you replied to a comment asking you how white you were, your response being “I’m a white Jew from an affluent Boston suburb who exclusively buys organic foods from Trader Joe’s. Pretty fucking white.” No offense to all of my Jewish homies out there, but since when did being Jewish become a “pretty fucking white” trait? Would be shocked if you weren’t from Newton.
1. Guilty
2. Eh
3. On, Wisconsin!
Michigan? No. No offense, deFries.
I bet you’ve got a handful of names for your own horn don’t ya bud
Name one Slytherin that would wear Birkenstocks with wool socks.
What an ugly kid.
Texas forever, Street.
Did you shake his hand too hard? Very doubtful.
Did I ever tell you that I named my sailboat after you?
Only read the captions so forgive me if you mentioned this, but don’t some people pay for them? Brutal.
This is better than the post.
St. Patrick’s Day is the 17th, pal.
Ah, the Land of 10,000 Locks.
Well I’ll be thinking about that while eating my chicken tender basket at the Stars game tonight.