Scheduling a “doctor’s appointment” during your Alma Mater’s midday NCAA tournament game.
I feel like by the time I can actually afford nice stuff, I’ll be too old to enjoy it PGP.
Confirmation emails that you unsubscribed to an email list. PGP.
Calling a girl “sweetheart” used to earn a trip back to her dorm, now it earns a trip to HR PGP.
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