“Would you like to add guacamole, it costs $1.99 extra?””No thanks, I have to save up for a car, a house, grad school, a ring, a wedding, and retirement.”

I’ll shoot you an email.

My Tinder conversations always end up with me giving interview advice.

Sometimes I just sit in my car and scream. PGP.

Emailing your friend a link rather than posting it on their Facebook wall

My boss refers to my cube mate as “the company all star”.