My boss looked relieved when I put in my two week notice. #PGP PGP.
It takes all the great parts of your childhood and takes a steaming dump on them. Hilarious.
I realize that Idina Menzel might not be the biggest household name in the world, but Travolta didn’t even come close. Isn’t your job to read things off of other things?
Finding your first gray hair, and the three hours of sobbing that follows. PGP.