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There is no way out.
NO…WAY…OUT.
So, if he performed oral sex on the woman, would it be Blackhawk Down?
“5. Joining A Community Club — Bro, I was, like, totally in a fucking frat, so I don’t need to be in no fucking club because I’m so fucking frat it hurts.”
“Hey.”
Don’t hold back, tell us how you really feel bro.
You got a Blue-Eyes for me, fool?
Duds will you marry…not me, but F?
No that’s being done tomorrow.
I’d rather be thrown in jail then get married before I’m 27.
Because that’s essentially what it is. You’ll have no money, you’ll always fight about money.
Be fucking secure in your fucking job before you think about starting a fucking family. Because it’s not fucking easy.
Heh. Poll.
Sure beats digging a ditch.
Of course it does.
More like: “What the fuck is Qatar?”
“C-U-Next-Cuntsday.” You might be my favorite fucking person on Earth right now.
Looks like “BannedfromPGP” will be your next username.
I just threw up in my mouth from “Vagina Drink.”
Not the drink itself, it sounds delicious, but the name just gives me the wrong kind of mental images.
I’d rather visit McMagistrate’s Velvet Taco.
4. “Hey”
Never fails.
“Eww, Gross, I would never do that!” Translation: “When she’s drunk, or on your birthday.”
FutureLobbyist, you can lobby me any time.