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Is anyone keeping count? Because I think Twitter has killed more political careers than Woodward and Bernstein at this point. Watergate’s got nothing on Twittergate.
Adam Kuhn, the chief of staff to Ohio Republican Representative Steve Stivers, has resigned after a former porn actress posted an explicit photo of the aide on Twitter. She tweeted out a picture of his Schlong for all the world to see. This news came as a shock to Rep. Stivers and his administration, but nobody was more surprised, I’m sure, than Anthony Weiner, who’s so used to having to send his OWN dick pics to pretty girls. Women that will send dick pics FOR you? Now that’s a concept.
Representative Stivers’ office announced that the Congressman accepted Kuhn’s resignation, but would not elaborate any further, saying that “the office is not commenting on his personal life.”
In a statement to Politico, Kuhn said this:
“Over the weekend, I was the victim of an attack on Twitter from a woman I had a relationship with in my personal life. I realize and apologize I had used poor judgement in my personal life regarding this relationship. The woman who posted this has reached out to me to apologize.”
The really upsetting part about this story is that Kuhn is SINGLE. The PORNSTAR, an adult actress named Jennifer Roubenes Allbaugh aka Ruby, is married. So they’re punishing a single guy with a great job (allegedly made $130,000 a year) by forcing him to resign? That’s bullshit. Even Rick Santorum would say that’s bullshit.
According to Allbaugh, who might be the most repentant pornstar and life-ruiner in history, she was upset Kuhn had ended their relationship. She was angry and blamed Kuhn for their breakup. So she sent the dick pic. Allbaugh deleted the photo after Kuhn obtained a cease-and-desist order against her, but she was out for revenge.
“I hate you, AJK, you selfish pompous a—hole,” Allbaugh tweeted on June 21. “Now we’re even.”
And so they are. If you want to call a former pornstar with over 200 films and a spot in the Adult Video News hall of fame who had enough money to retire years ago to take care of her kids even with a single guy who just LOST HIS JOB over a consensual relationship and may never work in the political field again.
Keep it on Snapchat, fellas.