Everyone around me is either in a committed relationship or too old to hang out together. PGP.
Leaving one suit coat at your desk at all times so your boss doesn’t know if you’ve truly left. PGP.
Getting a good night’s sleep, but still depending on coffee to get through the day. PGP.
My boss asked me for honest feedback yesterday. I told her I felt she was not an effective leader…I got written up for insubordination. PGP.
“This is all about attacking your muscles from different angles. It’s like gettin’ my ass eaten while I give myself a blowjob, with my hand.”
RIP.
When’s the next Men’s Warehouse buy 1 get 3 free sale? PGP
I spend most of my Monday at work trying to think of witty posts to put on the PGP wall. PGP.
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