Stayed up three hours past my bed time last night. Woke up feeling hungover. I didn’t even drink last night. PGP
One of my coworkers just took his laptop into the bathroom with him. PGP.
Not sure what’s harder to find, an empty, odor-free bathroom at work or a single attractive girl over 25 without major problems. PGP.
Mom coming to visit this weekend. Perfect timing. I have $17 left in my checking account. PGP.
Coworker asked if I had dental work done because my cheek looked swollen. I had a dip in. PGP.
Andy Dwyer/Burt Maclin/Star-Lord rapping Eminem’s part of “Forgot About Dre”…it’s the video you never knew you needed. Dude can do anything.
People you don’t know endorsing you for skills you don’t have on LinkedIn. PGP.
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