This is quite resourceful. Best of luck, good sir. Spiegel, take notice.
My horrendous time management skills are only rivaled by Andy Reid. PGP.
I have literally zero control over how much I drink whenever I go out. PGP.
The amount of work I didn’t do today almost makes me feel guilty. Almost. PGP.
Feeling better about “Nice work” coming from PGP than your own boss. PGP.
The most attractive girls at the office are always the summer interns. PGP.
Doing a Tiger pump when you see all the bathroom stalls are empty. PGP.