My car is old enough to have its own driver’s license. PGP.

It’s getting harder and harder to hide how much everyone annoys me. PGP.

New office manager is old school and outlawed wacky socks and bow ties at the office. PGP

Lost too much weight and can’t afford a new wardrobe. PGP

Either join a gym or attend AA. Those are my options right now.

I just ate two breakfast sandwiches from a gas station. PGP

Really testing the limits of “casual Friday”. PGP.

When your boss suggests buying or doing things that he certainly knows aren’t affordable on your salary. PGP.

“Glory Days” by Bruce Springsteen is starting to hit a little close to home, PGP

I always think tomorrow is the day I’ll start giving a shit. Tomorrow never comes. PGP.