#9: Colorado Rapids. Soccer is the fastest growing sport among people in their 20’s for a reason. Make sure you include every major league sports team if you’re going to mention it.
Black Friday is the absolute worst. I didn’t mind it as much until last year when retailers like wal-mart, target, and best buy moved their opening times from midnight to 6:00 or 8:00pm on Thanksgiving night! Damn shame what Thanksgiving has become.
From my personal experiences of hitting on girls and taking initiative, I’ve had my fair share of successes and failures. But a lot of these failures aren’t just some girl saying “no thank you” or “I have a boyfriend, sorry.” They instead have to be complete and total bitches about it and make you feel like the biggest loser in the world, because they’re snobs or they think they’re too good for anyone who isn’t named Channing Tatum. So this feeling of rejection is taken to a whole other level, and could be making guys want to avoid this feeling of extreme rejection and avoiding these types of girls who dish out the attitude when rejecting their guys. Which could be leading to guys holding back a little bit leading to the increasing trend of girls taking the initiative and hitting on the guys. Just my view of it.
TL;DR version: Guy hits on girl, girl is a total bitch. Guys don’t want to deal with it, girls start hitting on guys.
You COMPLETELY missed the point of the original column. Also the chances of your engagement being some Disney fairytale like you described are slim. Tone it down, princess.
I had a serious issue with this one as well. The best kinds of bars are craft beer bars that pretty much only serve beer.
nanner, let me know how life on the edge is working out for you when you’re getting stabbed by one of DC’s many crackheads.
#9: Colorado Rapids. Soccer is the fastest growing sport among people in their 20’s for a reason. Make sure you include every major league sports team if you’re going to mention it.
^^Literally nowhere do any of the comments on this column come across as “gender hate.”
That’s the most depressing coffee mug I’ve ever seen.
#41. Shit, how did you know?
*have
That is exactly why people shop at Whole Foods.
This hit extremely close to home for me.
Only 6 more months until my lease ends and I can finally get my own place. I can’t wait…
“Maybe the nice guys could quit complaining about being benched if they grew some balls and approached more women.”
Maybe the nice guys would approach more women if 9/10 women weren’t complete bitches when approached by a guy who isn’t an obvious douchebag.
This is probably the funniest list I’ve read on this site yet. Well done!
Part 2
I also started dating a girl this past spring and literally everything in this list applies to me (thanksgiving with her family included).
Love the part about saying Merry Christmas. Thank you!
I’m excited. Are you not?
Black Friday is the absolute worst. I didn’t mind it as much until last year when retailers like wal-mart, target, and best buy moved their opening times from midnight to 6:00 or 8:00pm on Thanksgiving night! Damn shame what Thanksgiving has become.
“He’s just sitting on his phone, he doesn’t care.” Imagine Rachel’s reaction when she sees that this live tweet is all over the internet.
From my personal experiences of hitting on girls and taking initiative, I’ve had my fair share of successes and failures. But a lot of these failures aren’t just some girl saying “no thank you” or “I have a boyfriend, sorry.” They instead have to be complete and total bitches about it and make you feel like the biggest loser in the world, because they’re snobs or they think they’re too good for anyone who isn’t named Channing Tatum. So this feeling of rejection is taken to a whole other level, and could be making guys want to avoid this feeling of extreme rejection and avoiding these types of girls who dish out the attitude when rejecting their guys. Which could be leading to guys holding back a little bit leading to the increasing trend of girls taking the initiative and hitting on the guys. Just my view of it.
TL;DR version: Guy hits on girl, girl is a total bitch. Guys don’t want to deal with it, girls start hitting on guys.
You COMPLETELY missed the point of the original column. Also the chances of your engagement being some Disney fairytale like you described are slim. Tone it down, princess.
That banana one was pretty funny though.