“So who are you voting for?” PGP

When you’re the guy everyone loves to talk to…Just not about your job cause you’re bad at it.

Why yes Netflix, I am a 25 year old dude who lives alone “still” watching New Girl on Sunday night. Is that so wrong? It makes me happy.

Considering getting a tattoo just so that you don’t look like every other average white male in business casual. PGP.

Sitting in a pointless meeting about getting rid of pointless meetings. How is this real.

Only reason I’m still at the office is for lack of anything better to do right now. PGP

Just realized that the year 2015 is two-thirds over already, and I have yet to get laid during it. PGP.

First time being hungover at the office. Worst experience of my life. PGP.

Being overly excited when a meeting is cancelled