Rejected. Revise and Resubmit. PGP.

Apparently none of my older coworkers are aware of the fact that their phone has a silent button. PGP.

Last night I added wet dreams to my list of “Things I thought I’d stop having by now”, right next to acne. PGP.

Had an Acne attack and found a grey hair the same day. PGP.

“Hey! How was your vacation? By the way…” PGP.

Hoping my company hires an intern so I can have someone else who’s relatively my age to talk to. PGP

Boss took the day off. I’m not doing shit today. PGPM.

Inner voice is saying, “Get fucked.” Outer voice is saying, “Yeah, I’ll come in this weekend to help.” PGP.

Too rich for income-restricted housing. Too poor for market value. PGP.