Both of my roommates are gone for an entire week and this is the best thing that’s happened to me in months. PGP.

When you drink too much and question all your life decisions the days following. PGP.

My boss micro manages my commissioner role in our work league. PGP.

I’m at least 20 years younger than everyone in my office. PGP.

Setting your alarm at the bar. PGP.

Checking out her ring finger first. PGP.

“You hear about Taylor Swift and Kanye West?” PGP.

I used to have the best memory. Now, I tell the same story 5 times and can’t remember what I ate for breakfast. PGP.

Just downloaded PokemonGo and can’t get any work done.