When you get into an argument with your 50-something-year-old co-worker about how “web browsers” and “search engines” are not the same. PGP.

Getting pissed in the morning because you’re running late even though you put no effort to prepare the night before. PGP.

Fell asleep in front of the TV and realized how similar I am to my parents now. PGP.

Every coozie I have is from a wedding. PGP.

Our national conclave next spring is in Vegas. Already booked the days off, and the two days after, for recovery. PGP.

First sip of coffee, first stain of the day

I work for my girlfriends Dad and he promoted her before me. She’s been here 3 months. I’ve been here 2 years. PGP.

I used to listen to music, now I listen to TED talks while I work. PGP