Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.

NCAA bracketology is a lot like life. You can do your research, assess the risks and take the most promising route only to be submarined by some highly-touted jerk who just didn’t want to put in the effort. PGP.

Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.

Going from checking out the girls at the mall to checking out girls’ moms at the mall. PGP.

My mind is so far away from work that I’m bordering on an out-of-body experience. PGP.

Too old to act like a kid, too young to get treated like an adult. PGP.

These girls on linkedin are hot. PGP

Sent to HR because I can’t responsibly accept my team being eliminated in the bracket. PGP.

I like to print random documents to a printer on the other side of the office, and walk a lap through the office with it in my hand. An hour later, I’ll walk another lap back, and shred it. It looks like work and makes my cardiologist happy. PGP