I work at a college. Students are on winter break. I wish I had a winter break. PGP.

Calling into a sports talk radio to complain about something. #PGP

Hell is the last 2 minutes of a close basketball game when you really need to get some sleep. #PGP

The guy two stalls down from me was snoring this morning. PGP.

Being that guy who brings store bought items to the monthly company potluck. PGP.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

Would still rather be in PR for the Clippers. PGP.

At this point, I’d rather have Lloyd’s job under Ari Gold. PGP.

I would put pine tar on my neck if it got get me kicked out of work for the day. PGP.