Found my boss’s daughter on Tinder. Hopefully screwing me is a family affair. PGP.

That one guy who tells you inappropriate jokes simply because you are the youngest guy in the office. PGP.

Wishing your coworkers were hotter. PGP.

Working hard all day…to make sure your fantasy lineup is set just right. PGP.

Bringing a notepad to a meeting with zero intention of taking notes. PGP.

Never putting away laundry right after it’s done. PGP.

Having your first “Shit I’m going to get fired” moment. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Living vicariously through TFM. PGP.