“What the fuck are we supposed to be doing?” PGP.

I’m not driving the struggle bus. I’m not even riding the struggle bus. I just got run the fuck over by the struggle bus. PGP.

Pooping in peace should be a basic human right. PGP.

I now consider 3 Tinder matches in a row a “hot streak.” PGP.

Not knowing where you stand. With anyone. PGP.

Is it too early to Tinder at my desk? PGP.

I’ve been using my using my old roommate’s Netflix account for 5 years. PGP.

Getting to use the shredder being the highlight of your day. PGP.

Copy-pasting online articles into Outlook to make it look like you’re doing work. PGP.

Tinder-ing all the local talent while out of town on a business trip. PGP.