I know so many people that have had disasters with U-Haul. You reserve a truck for the day of your move, but when you go to pick it up, they tell you they don’t have any trucks left and you have to drive to another location to get your reserved truck. It added an extra 3 hours of driving to my move. Their customer service is worthless. You’ve been warned.
Wait until they have kids. Any dinner conversation with my parents completely revolves around their grandkids and nothing else. I’ll just eat quietly in the corner next time I’m home.
My first trip out of the country had me locked in a room with Mexican customs officers at the airport in Mexico City who didn’t speak a word of English (or refused to). To this day I have no idea what they wanted or how I made it out of there, but I can say that my walk back through customs into the U.S. was one of the greatest feelings I’ve ever experienced.
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You can add Miami’s coach Philbin to this list. Remember how the Dolphins were supposed to win the AFC East this year?
The holiday Oreos are always the best. Halloween, Christmas, spring. The colored creme just tastes better.
I think you’ve achieved writing your worst article (list) today.
I know so many people that have had disasters with U-Haul. You reserve a truck for the day of your move, but when you go to pick it up, they tell you they don’t have any trucks left and you have to drive to another location to get your reserved truck. It added an extra 3 hours of driving to my move. Their customer service is worthless. You’ve been warned.
You can’t compare Dwight with Ron. I love Ron dearly, but Dwight Schrute is the ultimate character. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Season 6 is worth watching. Pretend the series finale doesn’t exist.
I just powered through all 8 seasons of Dexter in an embarrassingly short amount of time. Go do yourself a favor and make it your next addiction.
You don’t seem to be owning any of the problems you complain about in all of your columns.
I miss Brian’s Friday playlists.
So… do you happen to live in the midwest? Have we created a PGP singles column?
I’m always down for #marglife
You free Friday night? And when I say I’ll buy the next round, I actually mean I’ll buy the next round.
For the love of god, not all girls are psychotic crazies like this. You must be speaking for yourself.
Buzz, your girlfriend. WOOF
Are these supposed to be funny? Why did I read this?
Nope, still don’t want them for at least 10 years.
Wait until they have kids. Any dinner conversation with my parents completely revolves around their grandkids and nothing else. I’ll just eat quietly in the corner next time I’m home.
My first trip out of the country had me locked in a room with Mexican customs officers at the airport in Mexico City who didn’t speak a word of English (or refused to). To this day I have no idea what they wanted or how I made it out of there, but I can say that my walk back through customs into the U.S. was one of the greatest feelings I’ve ever experienced.
My quarter life crisis is on strong this morning.
A grocery store chain in Iowa has full bars in its stores AND we sell alcohol on Sundays. I still await the insults of living in Iowa.