I’m much more productive when I get in early. The few times I’ve tried to stay late people say “oh, you’re staying late? Can you help…” No. No I cannot. I like to slide in early and get things done under the radar.
I went to the ER on April 1st last year, thinking I had appendicitis. Turned out to be gas, confirmed after I’d convinced a panel of doctors I wasn’t there just for painkillers. If I could extract any moral from that story, it’s “don’t go to the ER on April Fools’ Day.”
I have mixed feelings. I’d love for more people and businesses to come in and improve my (underwater) property value, but I’d hate for the traffic and crazy prices of much larger cities. I’d be happy with a city size level somewhere between “cartoonish ghost town” and “NYC.”
I really think the yoga people I know are the annoying workout evangelicals anymore. I think runners have taken that title. If someone goes for a run and doesn’t post a picture of it on the internet, did it happen?
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Wait, you only worked 9-4 when you went to a physical office? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
I’m much more productive when I get in early. The few times I’ve tried to stay late people say “oh, you’re staying late? Can you help…” No. No I cannot. I like to slide in early and get things done under the radar.
I went to the ER on April 1st last year, thinking I had appendicitis. Turned out to be gas, confirmed after I’d convinced a panel of doctors I wasn’t there just for painkillers. If I could extract any moral from that story, it’s “don’t go to the ER on April Fools’ Day.”
I am resisting the urge to log into Pinterest and search for funeral ideas.
I have mixed feelings. I’d love for more people and businesses to come in and improve my (underwater) property value, but I’d hate for the traffic and crazy prices of much larger cities. I’d be happy with a city size level somewhere between “cartoonish ghost town” and “NYC.”
One word: Aldi.
I got dumped via email. To my work account. On a Monday morning. PGP?
Didn’t the baby boomers create hookup culture with their key parties and their swinging?
I’m developing an internet crush on Madoff here.
No love for King of the Hill?
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO US?! TELL ME YOU’RE POSTING ANOTHER TONIGHT!
Oh man, I feel bad for BOTH of them in this one.
I really think the yoga people I know are the annoying workout evangelicals anymore. I think runners have taken that title. If someone goes for a run and doesn’t post a picture of it on the internet, did it happen?
BUT HUGGIES CONTAIN GLASS! I must share with everyone I know.