Gave my two week notice today. Best day at work in months. PGP.
“We’ll just have our weekly meeting during lunch this week.” PGP.
FUCK YOU JOHN LET ME CHASE THE DREAM.
“Just make it happen.” PGP.
My girlfriend gained too much weight this year to pull off a slutty Halloween costume. PGP.
Giving the boss a little chin music at the company softball game. PGPM.
“Are you with the young man from the internet?” -my mom texting me about my Tinder date. PGP.
Hours go by and nobody comes to my desk. As soon as I let out one fart, all of a sudden everyone in the office needs to come talk to me. PGP.
Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.
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