When you’re work crutch leaves early and you’re afraid to ask anyone else how to do your job.

Snow pisses me off. PGP.

My roommate that doesn’t clean up after himself brought a dog home last night. PGP.

Living vicariously through high school athletes today. PGP.

Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP

Uber small talk. PGP.

Every day your car starts in subzero weather it feels like winning the lottery. PGP

Guys, your company gives you free money if you put your paycheck into a 401(k)….being an adult is easy. PGP

Being too tired to have sex. PGP. Doing it anyway because you stayed the night and don’t want her to think you’ve transitioned into legitimately dating. PGP.