Forgot to wear a belt.

Wasted my whole lunch break because my boss forced to watch stupid YouTube videos I’ve already seen with him. PGP.

Having to create a word document to keep track of your usernames and passwords. PGP.

My parents started charging me rent. PGP.

The “Yeah, I can get drunk on $25” conversation with yourself every Friday. PGP.

Not working in retail but still having to work Wednesday and Friday. PGP.

Having four dress shirts and two pairs of pants in the weekly rotation. PGP.

Wearing the same pair of jeans to work for the third day in a row. PGP.

Teaching people who make five times my salary how to do their jobs correctly. PGP.

I’m a piece of shit. PGP.