A good tequila on the rocks is no different than drinking a whiskey. Silver is clean with a slight vegetal flavor, and anejo gives you that slight vanilla spice that come from barrel aging. As said on another comment, just cause you blew your load on a plastic bottle of tequila on spring break doesn’t make it any less serious of a spirit.
Best wingman is a having a core group of single guy friends and a few groups of girls who are down to hang out at the bars. You essentially take over a bar, and you always looks a lot better breaking off of a good group to approach someone
Paid a girl in drinks to help me make a giant poop emoji out of poster board, brown paper, and printer paper. Used old shoe strings hold it around my neck, and wore a black t shirt under.
Everyone loved it, and it cost $10 tops in materials (and two home made Moscow mules.)
Middle ground chick, in my experience, if it’s not something you can tell in around 7 ish dates, he’s probably not that into you and is fine living on the relationship plateau. It should be pretty obvious, if it’s not, it is usually bad news. This is coming from a dude who was in your shoes and let it eat away at my psyche too long. I knew it in my heart, and kept thinking I could “turn her”. Just flat out ask toward the end of your next date and accept the answer either way.
Coming from a 5’9ish guy with an athletic / stocky build, I can’t stress how important buying pants that fit well. Slim pants are your friend and help give you a tapered / slim look. Levi 511s are a good place to start. Once you get comfortable with a little hug on your thighs Top man stretch slim is as good as it gets for shorts, and the H&M skinny chinos are good cheap options to experiment with. Just size up a bit until you are comfortable.
In terms of shirts, always go slim cut, but just do it at possibly a bigger size than you would normal.
Ahh….The endless cycle of going way too hard on the weekend, followed by not wanting to be social in any aspect until Thursday the next week. And then trying to make up for boring week by going easy too hard on the weekend.
You eventually realize you would rather split 20 hours of social time across the whole week rather than shove it all into Friday and Saturday.
Unrelated PS: Madison and Dave, you need to remove whatever ad on the mobile site that is killing my Spotify music immediately. No faster way to turn user off from your site.
1) Have a smoothie for breakfast, workout during your lunch break, and bring a healthy lunch to eat at your desk after (you will be so hungry you don’t care it’s healthy).
That gets you 85% of the way there.
2) Follow some good clothing brands or sites on Inta / twitter and slowly pick up stuff you like and know you could pull off.
To the 25 year old in regards to dating apps. Just keep chugging along. If you start getting frustrated with the whole, match, message, and drinks routine, just focus on going out with friends and having a good time. Both are great ways to meet people, but need to be approached with the right kind of attitude.
And also I know this desire to be in a committed relationship after wandering the care free desert for a while seems like something you have to have, you have to remember there is no rush, and often the pendulum swings the other way and you did yourself craving solitude and freedom. So just stay vigilante, and try not to worry too much, enjoy the now no matter what it presents to you.
Boulvardier – equal parts bourbon, sweet vermouth, and Campari. Finish it with a orange slice. Bonus point is that you sound like a complete asshole ordering it.
A good tequila on the rocks is no different than drinking a whiskey. Silver is clean with a slight vegetal flavor, and anejo gives you that slight vanilla spice that come from barrel aging. As said on another comment, just cause you blew your load on a plastic bottle of tequila on spring break doesn’t make it any less serious of a spirit.
Her roses really smell like boo boo booooooo
Best wingman is a having a core group of single guy friends and a few groups of girls who are down to hang out at the bars. You essentially take over a bar, and you always looks a lot better breaking off of a good group to approach someone
also a legitimately terrible person
Paid a girl in drinks to help me make a giant poop emoji out of poster board, brown paper, and printer paper. Used old shoe strings hold it around my neck, and wore a black t shirt under.
Everyone loved it, and it cost $10 tops in materials (and two home made Moscow mules.)
Middle ground chick, in my experience, if it’s not something you can tell in around 7 ish dates, he’s probably not that into you and is fine living on the relationship plateau. It should be pretty obvious, if it’s not, it is usually bad news. This is coming from a dude who was in your shoes and let it eat away at my psyche too long. I knew it in my heart, and kept thinking I could “turn her”. Just flat out ask toward the end of your next date and accept the answer either way.
Coming from a 5’9ish guy with an athletic / stocky build, I can’t stress how important buying pants that fit well. Slim pants are your friend and help give you a tapered / slim look. Levi 511s are a good place to start. Once you get comfortable with a little hug on your thighs Top man stretch slim is as good as it gets for shorts, and the H&M skinny chinos are good cheap options to experiment with. Just size up a bit until you are comfortable.
In terms of shirts, always go slim cut, but just do it at possibly a bigger size than you would normal.
It will be Hot pennywise
Ahh….The endless cycle of going way too hard on the weekend, followed by not wanting to be social in any aspect until Thursday the next week. And then trying to make up for boring week by going easy too hard on the weekend.
You eventually realize you would rather split 20 hours of social time across the whole week rather than shove it all into Friday and Saturday.
Always use an alternate password for your betting account. That way blackout you can never remember it.
Unrelated PS: Madison and Dave, you need to remove whatever ad on the mobile site that is killing my Spotify music immediately. No faster way to turn user off from your site.
1) Have a smoothie for breakfast, workout during your lunch break, and bring a healthy lunch to eat at your desk after (you will be so hungry you don’t care it’s healthy).
That gets you 85% of the way there.
2) Follow some good clothing brands or sites on Inta / twitter and slowly pick up stuff you like and know you could pull off.
Disregard the pre-coffee typos littered above
To the 25 year old in regards to dating apps. Just keep chugging along. If you start getting frustrated with the whole, match, message, and drinks routine, just focus on going out with friends and having a good time. Both are great ways to meet people, but need to be approached with the right kind of attitude.
And also I know this desire to be in a committed relationship after wandering the care free desert for a while seems like something you have to have, you have to remember there is no rush, and often the pendulum swings the other way and you did yourself craving solitude and freedom. So just stay vigilante, and try not to worry too much, enjoy the now no matter what it presents to you.
– Signed a serial single 28 year old dude
Get up, shower, and brush teeth, then just come back and drop towel before you get ready is the move
Split into 3 groups regardless of color: 1)underwear/socks/gym clothes
2)work/weekend clothes
3)towels and bedding
Panthers fell to -4.5, gotta go all in on that one
You have so much to learn if you think chipotle has good Guac, it’s nearly flavorless…
Boulvardier – equal parts bourbon, sweet vermouth, and Campari. Finish it with a orange slice. Bonus point is that you sound like a complete asshole ordering it.
See above for confirmation