You are a fucking moron. Read the label. It isn’t even real bourbon… they use 70% neutral gran spirits. It’s garbage. The best critically acclaimed cheap bourbon is Rebel Yell, although I don’t go any cheaper than Jim Beam.
As far as the others, I prefer New Amsterdam for gin and Tito’s Vodka (made in Texas – its fantastic) for Vodka. Tito’s is taking the craft away from our communist neighbors. Captain Morgan isn’t expensive so I’d stay with that on spiced rum. Rex-Goliath is great wine and it’s very cheap.
Easy, prick. What about living with your parents for a spell and adjusting to the real world isn’t a part of postgrad culture? Drink antifreeze and fuck off.
I am happy to work for a company that gives a fuck about their employees…. 4 days in Cancun… all inclusive. I may work 10 hour days 6 days a week, but they have bought me off with Mexico.
(Someone literally blows the fuck up and sounds like a water-head during role play) “…Great job Mike, really you did great. Just work on uh, mostly everything and rethink your professional abilities.” While I think about stabbing “Mike” in the head…
This is fucking retarded. With this logic a woman should say yes even if the man doesn’t have a ring… love should be enough, right?! You are terrible. Just terrible. “If what you want the most out of this is a watch, what we want most is to set you free.” – No one said that a watch is what we want most… it simply be a nice gesture. The wage gap between men and women is almost nonexistent but women still don’t pay for shit in a relationship… dinner, concert tickets, sporting events, festivals, and any other random shit girls want to do we end up paying for.
“…Essentially double our time taking care of not just one, but now two people.” He’ll be your husband, not your fucking child. My mom supported my dad, sure.. but I’m pretty sure he made all the goddamn money and wiped his own ass.
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The spicy makes me shit fire.
I abhor your work.
Sucked.
You are a fucking moron. Read the label. It isn’t even real bourbon… they use 70% neutral gran spirits. It’s garbage. The best critically acclaimed cheap bourbon is Rebel Yell, although I don’t go any cheaper than Jim Beam.
As far as the others, I prefer New Amsterdam for gin and Tito’s Vodka (made in Texas – its fantastic) for Vodka. Tito’s is taking the craft away from our communist neighbors. Captain Morgan isn’t expensive so I’d stay with that on spiced rum. Rex-Goliath is great wine and it’s very cheap.
Catie*
Easy, prick. What about living with your parents for a spell and adjusting to the real world isn’t a part of postgrad culture? Drink antifreeze and fuck off.
Good shit, Caitie. Good shit.
Awesome.
I just want these things to make me laugh… This topic had so much potential.
I thought this was a comedy website. Fucking stop it.
I am happy to work for a company that gives a fuck about their employees…. 4 days in Cancun… all inclusive. I may work 10 hour days 6 days a week, but they have bought me off with Mexico.
Cousin fuckers…
a*
I am a cold hearted son of a bitch and this was tear jerker.
(Someone literally blows the fuck up and sounds like a water-head during role play) “…Great job Mike, really you did great. Just work on uh, mostly everything and rethink your professional abilities.” While I think about stabbing “Mike” in the head…
I laughed.
My sister has a 1.6 carat that was 24,000. It’s not the size, its the quality, numbnuts.
EMT’s stood outside a Vegas airport stall and asked me if i needed to go to the hospital…
This is fucking retarded. With this logic a woman should say yes even if the man doesn’t have a ring… love should be enough, right?! You are terrible. Just terrible. “If what you want the most out of this is a watch, what we want most is to set you free.” – No one said that a watch is what we want most… it simply be a nice gesture. The wage gap between men and women is almost nonexistent but women still don’t pay for shit in a relationship… dinner, concert tickets, sporting events, festivals, and any other random shit girls want to do we end up paying for.
“…Essentially double our time taking care of not just one, but now two people.” He’ll be your husband, not your fucking child. My mom supported my dad, sure.. but I’m pretty sure he made all the goddamn money and wiped his own ass.
I ran across this today – “Legs for days, obsessed with sports, I will kill your fantasy team, & I wear heals bigger that your dick. #ShiverMeTinders”
What the fuck bitch?