Strengths: decent pay, good exposure to the business, job security (every business needs someone who is good with numbers), didn’t have to bust your balls too much in college (compared to medicine / engineers / etc.)
Weaknesses: everyone hates you. Literally everyone. Also, you’re stereotyped as the biggest nerds in the office (see Parks and Recs)
Opportunities: 60% of your job is knowing acronyms (ROI / GAAP / BBW) so you can bullshit your way into a finance roll and people will actually think you’re cool
Threats: “it’s going to suck when turbo tax puts you out of business” …. Well, I’m an auditor, not a tax accoun…. You know what, screw it I’m not explaining this again. I’m going to the bar
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I don’t think that is a real Service
Sleeping on the job? How cell-fish
I’m so hungover right now I feel like I’m dead already
3 days weekends are spectacular. Everything is right in the world
You’re spectacular
I had nightmares about the crazy railroad ghost guy. Anyone else remember that?
Did this on the can so please excuse my typos / grammar.
Accountant / Auditor :
Strengths: decent pay, good exposure to the business, job security (every business needs someone who is good with numbers), didn’t have to bust your balls too much in college (compared to medicine / engineers / etc.)
Weaknesses: everyone hates you. Literally everyone. Also, you’re stereotyped as the biggest nerds in the office (see Parks and Recs)
Opportunities: 60% of your job is knowing acronyms (ROI / GAAP / BBW) so you can bullshit your way into a finance roll and people will actually think you’re cool
Threats: “it’s going to suck when turbo tax puts you out of business” …. Well, I’m an auditor, not a tax accoun…. You know what, screw it I’m not explaining this again. I’m going to the bar
So …. Every car ever made then, right?
It’s 3:16 on a Friday… How checked out is everyone reading this comment
This site is turning into a brunch blog
The office or parks and rec?