My husbands sister and his sister in law downloaded and followed me on snapchat the day they found out I had it. They don’t post, they just watch my snaps… It’s nothing scandalous but just me and my husband drinking, happy hour with friends and being goofy… The problem is they don’t drink and they think it’s bad , like a super sin… Gonna have to block them!
Just wait until you’re wives poops on the delivery table during childbirth. You will witness a woman pooping with your very eyes. This is one reason I am holding off on childbirth and considering surrogacy.
I got married last Saturday, nothing was choreographed. In fact in the middle of our first dance I gave the DJ the signal to wrap it up because I was pretty over it and ready to eat and drink… I think my guest appreciated it.
Did you stay for the fireworks at the end, it’s basically your prize for powering through the day. I hated Epcot when I was little but it’s slowly creeping it’s way to the top solely based on drinking around the world.
A gentleman at my company has it in his contract he can leave whenever he wants to go play a round of golf. I didn’t believe it until I ran across his contract in the shared drive on my computer. I still don’t know why the HR lady hasn’t figured out she is saving some docs to the shared drive but it been a great discovery.
Horse girls are crazy, I had a horse girl for a roommate in college. She would put her saddle on the couch and watch tv while sitting on it. Like on the back rest of the couch that was perpendicular to the tv. Never forget…
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His show on E! that made him look like such a douche bag… It was hard to watch
Ryan Lochte, go figure
My husbands sister and his sister in law downloaded and followed me on snapchat the day they found out I had it. They don’t post, they just watch my snaps… It’s nothing scandalous but just me and my husband drinking, happy hour with friends and being goofy… The problem is they don’t drink and they think it’s bad , like a super sin… Gonna have to block them!
Blasphemy
The cocktail hour and first dance were outside in the Georgia heat so it’s a little of both haha
Ugh and I posted and saw all my grammar errors, feel free to judge me.
Just wait until you’re wives poops on the delivery table during childbirth. You will witness a woman pooping with your very eyes. This is one reason I am holding off on childbirth and considering surrogacy.
I got married last Saturday, nothing was choreographed. In fact in the middle of our first dance I gave the DJ the signal to wrap it up because I was pretty over it and ready to eat and drink… I think my guest appreciated it.
Did you stay for the fireworks at the end, it’s basically your prize for powering through the day. I hated Epcot when I was little but it’s slowly creeping it’s way to the top solely based on drinking around the world.
A gentleman at my company has it in his contract he can leave whenever he wants to go play a round of golf. I didn’t believe it until I ran across his contract in the shared drive on my computer. I still don’t know why the HR lady hasn’t figured out she is saving some docs to the shared drive but it been a great discovery.
Robin Hood
I just want to know who the other celeb was.
Cocaine is a helluva drug
Just know, it gets better.
I’m pretty sure if a guy saw me the next morning with his dental floss in my hair there would be some questions
Horse girls are crazy, I had a horse girl for a roommate in college. She would put her saddle on the couch and watch tv while sitting on it. Like on the back rest of the couch that was perpendicular to the tv. Never forget…
What about girl who buys her work out clothes from target?
Well damn
You could be the guy in the office that brings his own toilet paper from home…
Finally getting a job but you’re forced to fast for 3 days a week. PGP