When you get into an argument with your 50-something-year-old co-worker about how “web browsers” and “search engines” are not the same. PGP.

Getting pissed in the morning because you’re running late even though you put no effort to prepare the night before. PGP.

Catching a cold during the summer. PGP.

30 minute meeting covering what could have been said in a 3 sentence email. PGP.

I’ve caught the bouquet at all of my sisters’ weddings. Still single. PGP.

“Are you the new intern?” PGP.

The teachers on summer vacation, complaining about how little they make, make more than me. PGP.

“Would you mind coming in tomorrow in casual clothes? I need you to move some stuff.” PGP.

Not knowing if the “Department Restructuring” meeting will involve you getting promoted or being fired. PGP.

Left HR but I’m too invested in my profile to make a new one. PGP.