We haven’t even held our draft yet and there are already allegations of cheating. PGP.

“How about that fight?” PGP.

Got super drunk on my Day 4 at new job. Threw up on my way in on Day 5. PGP.

I got dumped on a Sunday afternoon. PGP.

The only napkins in my house are from Chipotle. PGP.

“Please replace paper in tray 2”. PGP.

8 hours of work post-gamed with 8 hours of dreams about work. PGP.

Using Shift when Caps Lock is on. PGP.

Day 2 at my new job. Accidentally set my brand new key card on fire. PGP.

My boss indirectly told me he only keeps me around because I’m pretty. PGP.