Accidentally sent my boss a Ric Flair gif. I haven’t heard anything back… PGP.

Not being able to stream the 100th episode because the bar wifi is terrible. PGP.

Expensify on your iPhone home screen dock. PGP.

Fell asleep in front of the TV and realized how similar I am to my parents now. PGP.

Office was broken into over the weekend. They raided the fridge and stabbed the Coke machine with a butcher knife. PGP.

Me and my boss have matched two days in a row. PGP.

“Oh you already took the Bar! How do you feel about it?” PGP.

My girlfriend is taking fifth year. I’m not. PGP.

Tore my best slacks power-sliding to AC/DC at a wedding reception. To the tailor’s by 8 a.m. Monday. PGP.

Last week at the current job. Snapchat, Instagram, Netflix, repeat. PGP.