1: “When is the next three day weekend?” 2: “Late May.” 1: “Shit.” PGP.

“He’s out today, but I’d love to ruin the rest of MY day helping you!” PGP.

If I found out an asteroid was going to hit earth today, I wouldn’t be all that upset. PGP.

I see how many times I can say “meow” on my daily conference call without anyone noticing. My record is 3. PGP.