Fell asleep during the 4th quarter. PGP.

It’s not even noon yet. PGP.

My financial adviser described my drinking habit as “financially irresponsible.” PGP.

I have drunkenly bummed hundreds of cigs in the last year. PGP.

I moved to Omaha today. PGP.

Found out they’re moving me to Omaha. PGP.

Praying the Southwest cattle run of a boarding process puts me next to someone hot. PGP.

Heard a couple at the grocery arguing over what kind of bread to get. I can’t wait to get married. PGP.

I’ll get my shit together when I’m 25. PGP.

Dry spell is approaching ‘Nam-like proportions. Neverending. PGP.