Accidentally submitted a column as a wall post. PGP.
I didn’t get anything in the office Secret Santa exchange, and I don’t know who to be pissed at. PGP.
Both of my roommates are gone for an entire week and this is the best thing that’s happened to me in months. PGP.
My male coworker catfished me. PGP.
Why am I seeing a bunch of videos of people running in place? PGP.
Drake has it up to here with the SNL cast throwing shade.
Partner just said “It’s lit.” PGP.