Everyone in the office is at Oaks drinking bourbon and betting on horses and I’m sitting here in my cube because I don’t have PTO yet. PGP.

Knowing a trained monkey could do your job, then realizing you are a trained monkey. PGP.

Rolling into the office 4 hangover shits deep. PGP.

Coworkers are starting to “bro” me. PGP.

Watched the Super Bowl with only my fiancé and future in laws… I enjoyed it. PGP.

The days just blur together, like episodes of Seinfeld after an Ambien. PGP.

A guy vapes in his cubicle at my office. PGP

“Buyers are liars and liars are buyers” PGP

Despite having a graduate degree, one of my job duties is ordering dinner for the office. PGP.