Tell me about it. Time warner is a case study on why monopolies don’t work. We need a modern Teddy Roosevelt to work some antitrust magic and break up these bastards.
I’m amazed that someone who works at a MARKETING company has such a poor grasp of the English language. Dearth means lack or paucity, meaning a statement that “there has not been a consistent dearth” of hand sanitizer, etc. means that there has NOT been a shortage of the aforementioned. Basically whoever wrote this is a moron, end of story.
Personally, I love redheads. Show up to the bar with pale skin, freckles, and a nice head of red hair, and I will be offering to buy you a drink within minutes.
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Your grandma already has grandkids chief
That chicks got a major beak
I must have been chad for at least 5 different people in law school.
Marry me Sarah. Your jewess charms have won me over
Tell me about it. Time warner is a case study on why monopolies don’t work. We need a modern Teddy Roosevelt to work some antitrust magic and break up these bastards.
I’m amazed that someone who works at a MARKETING company has such a poor grasp of the English language. Dearth means lack or paucity, meaning a statement that “there has not been a consistent dearth” of hand sanitizer, etc. means that there has NOT been a shortage of the aforementioned. Basically whoever wrote this is a moron, end of story.
Nothin scarier than a desperate 30-something chick
Boom, roasted
Count Chocula
This guy sounds like a jealous ex- “What does that other provider have that we don’t??”
Not everyone has Teen Wolf levels of eyebrow hair. Other than that this is all good advice.
A lot of these were just really specific and not funny. Resounding MEH
Nice to see my alma mater on the list of #9’s acceptable schools
I gave up swearing. It’s been tough so far. I never realized how many everyday things I respond to with a torrent of foul language.
He also wore dentures made of ivory and gold (not wood as commonly thought). A grill 2 Chainz would envy.
Personally, I love redheads. Show up to the bar with pale skin, freckles, and a nice head of red hair, and I will be offering to buy you a drink within minutes.
Or a potato, of a generation. But seriously, 13 lbs seems low.
The first Tinder wedding has already happened. Trust the mormons to take something designed for drunken hookups and turn it into something stable and wholesome. http://universe.byu.edu/2013/10/15/1swiped-right-off-her-feet-marriage-by-tinder-at-byu/